【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】 a roleplay meme to inspire muses.
♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go.
[That was definitely the most awkward way to say he was slightly lonely and hoping for a companion that wasn't afraid of him, using him, or felt they had no other choice but to stick with him, but...never the less, he said it.]
Yeah I'm not good with the whole..."people" thing.
[That didn't mean he didn't like people. In fact, hadn't a large part of why he'd made a lot of choices he'd made precisely because he didn't want anyone hurt, even if they were stupid enough to foolishly challenge him?]
I'm not exactly a nice guy myself so I'm not sure how much right I have to approach someone like you.
I'm not sure what you mean by having a right. I'm a human being, not some sort of unattainable god. [She can't help but smile again at him. This was the oddest conversation she'd ever had with a complete and total stranger. And she was enjoying it.] And I've been called a cold bitch before, so I'm sure that you and I have more in common than you think.
[She covers her mouth to giggle a bit.] Alright, I believe you. So, you came over here because you wanted to and now you want to buy my meal because you want to. Is there anything you wish to talk about, Accelerator?
[She didn't get what "not good with people" meant, did she?] Uh.
[Had he even started a normal conversation before? He couldn't remember. He probably had back when he was much younger. Before he was used as a lab rat, that is.]
Somewhere between 15 and 16, I think, although it might be a little a closer to 17 or 18. I don't know for sure because I don't know my birthday. I don't think I'm much older than 18, and even 18 is a stretch.
[He pauses a moment as he decides his own question.]
...Do you want the truth or a vague, sugar coated version?
[Eh, fuck that, he's gonna be straight up with her. He gives her the truth before she even answers.]
I kill people for a living.
[Considering he got paid for the slaughter of 10,000 military clones as well as been supported by GROUP, which were little more than hit me, it was true.]
Should it? [She gives him the world's most unimpressed face.]
I'll admit that it doesn't make me ecstatic to hear, but since I'm part of a military force, I'm not adverse to the thought that people die in times of struggle. I've killed my fair share of people in order to live.
[Accelerator lets out a sigh. At least she hadn't gone the whole "But I bet you don't want to kill people!" angle that he hated so much. He hated it because it didn't matter if wanted to or not, it was the fact that the deed was done.]
So, you're a carnivore by choice, hm? [Tear was okay with that, but she'd lived a soldier's life, complete with the diet of subpar military food, so she'd learned to appreciate all kinds of foods, but vegetables the most.]
[She's never had canned coffee? It was the best. Time for Accelerator to buy her some.]
Looks like I'll have to go to a convenience store and get you some. And carnivore? I guess. I've just never really cared about food and ate whatever looked good.
No one's really told me what healthy eating is anyways.
[He stays thin largely because his powers come with a hormone imbalance, that and the fact he didn't eat much because he didn't know how to cook and couldn't be bothered going out.]
Well, I did live with two teachers once, and they did their best...
[Tear's powers have been trained properly from the second she manifested them. Her brother made sure of that. And, her Grandfather made sure that she ate as healthily as possible, considering their circumstances. And Major Legretta made sure she could survive in the wild during her missions. So, Tear, Tear was a little surprised that people would allow Accelerator to live as long as he had without giving him basic living skills.]
So, you're saying that you need a keeper to make sure that you eat properly?
[Accelerator had never needed to work hard to survive. His powers worked well enough on their own without extensive training. His main training had been- well, killing people with his powers, be they street thugs stupidly thinking they could cross him or military clones calmly accepting they were to be killed by him. He'd never get over how those brats never even seemed offended by his personality, never mind the fact he systematically slaughtered them.]
Yeah, pretty much. I don't cook. I've always had the money to buy whatever I like. When you're a lab rat and hit man you get paid well.
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Yeah I'm not good with the whole..."people" thing.
[That didn't mean he didn't like people. In fact, hadn't a large part of why he'd made a lot of choices he'd made precisely because he didn't want anyone hurt, even if they were stupid enough to foolishly challenge him?]
I'm not exactly a nice guy myself so I'm not sure how much right I have to approach someone like you.
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Then in that case we should get along fine, right? Just as long as we don't try to change each other or some bullshit like that.
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[He gives her a curious expression, which is a little different compared tot he usual surly or deeply troubled expressions he wore.]
I guess since I invited myself over here, I'll be paying for your meal. You got a name?
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Well, it's good to know that you don't think I come to restaurants and order food without the means to purchase my meal.
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[Hopefully not an idiot.]
I offered to pay because I want to. Just like I came over here because I wanted wanted to.
[As for why he wants to, that's something that's a little less clear.]
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Uh.
[Had he even started a normal conversation before? He couldn't remember. He probably had back when he was much younger. Before he was used as a lab rat, that is.]
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Alright, how about I ask you some questions and you can answer them. Then, we'll switch.
How old are you?
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Somewhere between 15 and 16, I think, although it might be a little a closer to 17 or 18. I don't know for sure because I don't know my birthday. I don't think I'm much older than 18, and even 18 is a stretch.
[He pauses a moment as he decides his own question.]
How old are you
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I'm sixteen, nearly seventeen. What do you do as a living?
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[Eh, fuck that, he's gonna be straight up with her. He gives her the truth before she even answers.]
I kill people for a living.
[Considering he got paid for the slaughter of 10,000 military clones as well as been supported by GROUP, which were little more than hit me, it was true.]
I suppose that makes you scared of me?
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I'll admit that it doesn't make me ecstatic to hear, but since I'm part of a military force, I'm not adverse to the thought that people die in times of struggle. I've killed my fair share of people in order to live.
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Don't worry, I'm not here to kill you.
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Well, I'm glad to know that. I can sleep easier, I suppose.
[She thinks of another question to ask him.] What is your favorite food, Accelerator?
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[Truth is, he never had anyone care enough about him to teach him about things like a proper diet.]
I particularly like canned coffee, though.
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Canned coffee? I can't say I've had that before.
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Looks like I'll have to go to a convenience store and get you some. And carnivore? I guess. I've just never really cared about food and ate whatever looked good.
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Well, eating food that tastes good is important, but so is eating food that is healthy for you.
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[He stays thin largely because his powers come with a hormone imbalance, that and the fact he didn't eat much because he didn't know how to cook and couldn't be bothered going out.]
Well, I did live with two teachers once, and they did their best...
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So, you're saying that you need a keeper to make sure that you eat properly?
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Yeah, pretty much. I don't cook. I've always had the money to buy whatever I like. When you're a lab rat and hit man you get paid well.
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